Film

Kind Hearts and Coronets

Name: Kind Hearts and Coronets
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Released: 1949
Cast: Dennis Price, Alec Guinness, Joan Greenwood, Valerie Hobson, Audrey Fildes

A supremely elegant string of murders, narrated in perfect deadpan by the man committing them. Alec Guinness plays eight victims-to-be, one blue-blooded family tree's worth of snobs, while Dennis Price picks them off with immaculate manners. It's murder as etiquette — funny, cruel, and never once raising its voice.

TMDb rating

7.6

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