Film

The Belles of St Trinian's

Name: The Belles of St Trinian's
Genre: Comedy
Released: 1954
Cast: Alastair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, George Cole, Hermione Baddeley, Betty Ann Davies

Comedy
Light-hearted

A 1954 British comedy where an impossibly anarchic girls' school becomes the setting for chaos when a kidnapping scheme and a royal visit collide. Alastair Sim's dual role anchors the madness with deadpan precision. It's breezy, silly, and made entirely for people who find institutional incompetence hilarious—a film that moves fast enough that half the jokes disappear before you can process them, which is exactly the point.

TMDb rating

3.2

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