Film

The Captain's Paradise

Name: The Captain's Paradise
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Drama
Released: 1953
Cast: Alec Guinness, Yvonne De Carlo, Celia Johnson, Charles Goldner, Miles Malleson

A 1953 Alec Guinness comedy about a ferryboat captain juggling two lives—an English wife in Gibraltar and a mistress in Tangiers—with the precision of a timetable. It's a breezy, impeccably acted farce that treats masculine duplicity with wit rather than judgment. Perfect for anyone who enjoys romantic complications played for laughs in a pre-war Mediterranean setting.

TMDb rating

2.8

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