Film

Gentlemen Marry Brunettes

Name: Gentlemen Marry Brunettes
Genre: Music, Romance, Comedy
Released: 1955
Cast: Jane Russell, Jeanne Crain, Alan Young, Scott Brady, Guy Middleton

Comedy
Light-hearted

A 1955 musical comedy following two Broadway sisters hunting for fame and rich husbands across Paris and London. It's a glitzy, buoyant romp with Jane Russell and Jeanne Crain trading quips and musical numbers, pitched at audiences who love colour, glamour, and the fantasy that adventure and romance await if you're bold enough to board a ship.

TMDb rating

2.7

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