Film

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

Name: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Genre: Crime, Drama
Released: 1989
Cast: Michael Gambon, Richard Bohringer, Helen Mirren, Alan Howard, Tim Roth

Social drama
Very dark

Peter Greenaway's 1989 provocation is less a crime drama than a fable staged like theatre: a gangster restaurateur terrorises his wife, her lover, and everyone's dinner, while Jean-Paul Gaultier's costumes and Michael Nyman's score turn cruelty into spectacle. It's gorgeous, disgusting, and unapologetically vicious — arthouse revulsion plated beautifully, for viewers who want their moral outrage served with style.

TMDb rating

3.7

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you want a sumptuous, theatrical revenge tragedy where every frame is painted like a Dutch still life and the cruelty is staged as operatic spectacle.

Skip it if you flinch at graphic violence and sexual brutality, since the film lingers on both and rarely lets the shock settle into anything gentler.

What it asks of you: Expect just over two hours in a claustrophobic, candlelit world where colour does much of the talking and dialogue arrives in abrasive, unhurried bursts.

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