Film

The Man Who Would Be King

Name: The Man Who Would Be King
Genre: Adventure, Drama
Released: 1975
Cast: Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Christopher Plummer, Saeed Jaffrey, Doghmi Larbi

John Huston's blackly funny, elegiac take on Kipling: two grubby ex-soldiers, played by Sean Connery and Michael Caine with the easy chemistry of men who've swindled together for decades, march into the Hindu Kush to carve out a kingdom for themselves. It's a boys'-own adventure that knows exactly how absurd and doomed that fantasy is, and it lets the joke curdle into tragedy without ever losing its grin.

TMDb rating

7.5

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