Film

Heathers

Name: Heathers
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Released: 1989
Cast: Winona Ryder, Christian Slater, Shannen Doherty, Lisanne Falk, Kim Walker

A pitch-black high school comedy where popularity is a blood sport and murder gets dressed up as suicide notes. Winona Ryder plays the reluctant queen bee's apprentice, Christian Slater the trench-coated instigator with a taste for gunpowder. Whip-smart, quotable, cruel in exactly the right ways — for anyone who thinks teen movies should have teeth, not just braces.

TMDb rating

7.3

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