Film

The War of the Roses

Name: The War of the Roses
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Released: 1989
Cast: Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito, Marianne Sägebrecht, Sean Astin

A romantic comedy that curdles in real time, this is the story of a marriage that starts as a fairy tale and ends as trench warfare over throw pillows and dinnerware. Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner go from besotted to homicidal with DeVito directing the whole thing like a slasher film about property law. Pitch-black, genuinely upsetting in places, and very, very funny — for people who like their comedy with teeth.

TMDb rating

6.9

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