Film

Bullet Train

Name: Bullet Train
Genre: Action, Comedy, Thriller
Released: 2022
Cast: Brad Pitt, Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Brian Tyree Henry, Andrew Koji

A zippy action-comedy about an unlucky assassin who just wants a quiet job, trapped on a speeding train with a parade of other killers all chasing the same score. Directed by David Leitch with kinetic style and a cast that knows exactly how much fun this is. Perfect if you want mayhem that doesn't take itself seriously.

TMDb rating

3.7

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you like a hyperactive ensemble caper where sharp dialogue, pop-soaked style and a running gag of bad luck keep the chaos feeling playful rather than grim.

Skip it if you want restraint or a tightly plotted thriller; the film piles on characters and flashbacks, and its jokey violence can feel relentless over two hours.

What it asks of you: Two hours of constant motion, with a lot of cross-talk and short scenes stacked on top of each other, and it wants you laughing along with the bloodshed rather than bracing against it.

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