Film
Shoot 'Em Up
Clive Owen delivers a baby mid-gunfight and then spends the rest of the film shooting people while holding it, using a carrot as a smoke and a prop, in a movie that treats gun violence as pure slapstick. It's gleefully, defiantly stupid — a live-action Looney Tunes short stretched to feature length with real ammunition. Great for anyone who wants their action movie to wink at them constantly rather than take itself seriously for even one scene.
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Crank2006
Same year, same appetite for absurd, breathless, rule-breaking action delivered with a straight face and a total disregard for plausibility. If Shoot 'Em Up's tone clicked with you, this is its hyperactive cousin.
But Even more relentless and even less interested in coherence — it makes Shoot 'Em Up look restrained by comparison.

Smokin' Aces2006no page yet
A pile-up of hitmen, gimmicks and gore played almost entirely for dark comic value, with the same love of overcooked action-movie machismo undercutting itself.
But The ensemble cast is stuffed with subplots that never quite pay off; less focused than Shoot 'Em Up's single-idea sprint.
Wanted2008no page yet
Curving bullets, assassin mythology and gonzo set pieces treated with the same cheerful disregard for physics — this is action cinema as pure comic-book fantasy.
But Takes itself more seriously than Shoot 'Em Up, which makes its silliest ideas land a little more awkwardly.
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Hard Boiled1992
This is the direct source: John Woo's balletic hospital gunfight with a baby in the crossfire is the scene Shoot 'Em Up openly steals and cranks up to parody.
Chow Yun-fat's cop battles gunmen through a hospital while cradling a newborn — the actual scene Shoot 'Em Up is riffing on, choreographed with a grace this film never bothers to match.
But Subtitled, fifteen years older, and far more sincere about honour and sacrifice than the film it inspired.

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John Wick2014
If you loved the choreography more than the jokes, this is the gunplay taken deadly seriously — balletic, meticulous, and stylish rather than comic.
But Almost entirely humourless by comparison; the fun here comes from craft and mood, not one-liners and slapstick.

Hardcore Henry2015no page yet
An entire feature shot first-person, all velocity and mayhem, chasing the same adrenaline-first, plot-second philosophy at an even more extreme pitch.
But The first-person gimmick can induce actual motion sickness, and the story is thinner than Shoot 'Em Up's.
Nobody2021
A mild-mannered nobody turns into an unstoppable killing machine, played with the same wink-to-camera absurdity and love of ridiculous overkill.
But Slower to get going — it spends real time on suburban-dad setup before the carnage arrives.

Bullet Train2022no page yet
A garish, hyperkinetic ensemble comedy-thriller where assassins bicker and shoot each other in absurd, brightly lit set pieces — pure candy-colored mayhem.
But Overstuffed with characters and quips; some found it exhausting rather than exhilarating.
Kingsman: The Secret Service2015
Ultraviolence played for laughs, with a gleeful, cartoonish approach to bloodshed and a hero who never stops being charming while doing terrible things.
But Its irony can curdle into smugness, and the tone shifts more wildly than Shoot 'Em Up's consistent goofiness.

Deadpool2016
Constant fourth-wall-breaking, gore played as punchline, and a hero who treats mass violence as an opportunity for one-liners — kindred spirits in tone.
But Leans harder into meta-comedy and superhero parody than straight action; the humour is more verbal than visual.

Children of Men2006
Released the same year, it takes the identical core image — a baby as the last fragile thing worth fighting for amid chaos — and plays it entirely straight.
The same premise — protect mother and newborn through a world of gunfire and collapse — rendered as a bleak, urgent, almost unbearably tense drama about hope in a dying society.
But Grim, slow-building and genuinely upsetting in places; there is no joke waiting to release the tension.

Fargo2014
Both find comedy inside extreme violence, but Fargo stretches that tightrope walk across ten hours of small-town crime rather than eighty-six minutes of pure spectacle.
A miniseries built on the same Coen-adjacent instinct that sudden brutal violence and dry comedy can share a scene without cancelling each other out.
But Much slower and more character-driven; the violence is sparse and shocking rather than constant and cartoonish.

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Cast
Clive OwenSmith
Paul GiamattiHertz
Monica BellucciDonna Quintano
Stephen McHattieHammerson
Greg BrykLone Man
Daniel PilonSenator Rutledge
Ramona PringleBaby's Mother
Julian RichingsHertz's Driver
Tony MunchMan Who Rides Shotgun
Scott McCordKiller Shot in Behind- Sidney Mende-GibsonBaby Oliver
- Lucas Mende-GibsonBaby Oliver
Directing
- Jennifer HauflerAssistant Director Trainee
- Michael DavisDirector
- Robert LeeFirst Assistant Director
- Patricia JoyesScript Supervisor
- Sandy MorrowScript Supervisor
- Andrew M. RobinsonSecond Assistant Director
- Eddie PerezSecond Unit Director
Writing
- Michael DavisScreenplay
Production
- Deirdre BowenCasting
- Cale BoyterExecutive Producer
- Douglas CurtisExecutive Producer
- Toby EmmerichExecutive Producer
- Don MurphyProducer
- Jeff KatzProducer
- Rick BenattarProducer
- Susan MontfordProducer