Film

Cockneys vs Zombies

Name: Cockneys vs Zombies
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Released: 2012
Cast: Rasmus Hardiker, Harry Treadaway, Michelle Ryan, Ashley Thomas, Jack Doolan

A zombie apocalypse crashes into working-class East London, where a scrappy gang of young Cockneys and their pensioner relatives turn a care home into an improvised fortress. It's a genre film that knows exactly what it is: funny, kinetic, proudly local, gloriously unpretentious. Made for anyone who loves a good trash with heart.

TMDb rating

2.8

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you love a scrappy, foul-mouthed British comedy where the gags land between the splatter, and a gang of underdogs with no plan is the whole appeal.

Skip it if you want genuine dread or a tight, well-built plot, since this is loud, rough and happy to be silly rather than frightening.

What it asks of you: Keep expectations loose: it runs a brisk 88 minutes, mostly at a sprint, with gags and gore arriving in quick bursts rather than building slowly.

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