Film

The Janitor

Name: The Janitor
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Released: 2003
Cast: Andy Signore, Bruce Cronander, Crystal LeBard, G. Larry Butler, Skip Pipo

A janitor snaps and starts murdering his tormentors in this 2003 horror-comedy that swings wildly between gruesome kills and absurdist humour. Low-budget creature-feature energy with practical effects and an earnest tone that lets the comedy land harder. For fans of trashy midnight-movie excess who don't need a big studio logo.

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you enjoy low-budget horror-comedy that leans into sour office resentment and cheerfully grotesque set pieces, the kind of gleefully nasty film that trades polish for mischief and a sense of genuine fun.

Skip it if you need a tight, carefully paced thriller or find gore-heavy comedy wearing thin, since the film stays loose and crude at close to ninety-five minutes and some jokes land harder than others.

What it asks of you: Settle in for a brisk, scrappy ride that stays mostly on its one ugly joke; it wants your tolerance for rough edges more than your close attention.

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