Film

The Pentagon Wars

Name: The Pentagon Wars
Genre: Comedy, Drama, War, TV Movie
Released: 1998
Cast: Kelsey Grammer, Cary Elwes, Viola Davis, John C. McGinley, Tom Wright

Satire

A gleefully acerbic war comedy about the real procurement fiasco behind the Bradley Fighting Vehicle. Kelsey Grammer and Cary Elwes clash over military bureaucracy, cost overruns, and engineering absurdity across seventeen billion-dollar years. It's smart-aleck and surprisingly angry, built on genuine documentary detail but delivered with bite and dark humour. Perfect for anyone who enjoys watching institutions eat themselves.

TMDb rating

3.5

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