Film

Best Defense

Name: Best Defense
Genre: Comedy, War
Released: 1984
Cast: Dudley Moore, Eddie Murphy, Kate Capshaw, George Dzundza, Helen Shaver

Comedy
Light-hearted

A 1984 comedy where an engineer and an Army officer are both caught in absurd situations involving a malfunctioning tank—one in the present day, one in a flashback. It's scrappy, occasionally funny, and uneven in tone, aiming for satirical edge about military bureaucracy but not always landing. For fans of comedies that swing wildly.

TMDb rating

2.2

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you have a taste for slapstick that runs on pure mechanical misfortune, and you enjoy watching a stubborn, hapless inventor make things worse while the film keeps a straight face.

Skip it if you need sharp jokes or a story that tightens as it goes, since this one is loose, repetitive and happy to coast on its premise.

What it asks of you: It runs about ninety-four minutes and moves in quick, scattered bursts, asking little more than a willingness to let one gag collapse into the next.

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