Film

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Name: The Long Kiss Goodnight
Genre: Crime, Action, Mystery, Thriller
Released: 1996
Cast: Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Malahide, Craig Bierko, Brian Cox

A Shane Black script wearing a Christmas jumper: Geena Davis's suburban mom discovers she's actually a rogue CIA killer, and the film gleefully lets both halves of that sentence be true at once. It's violent, filthy-mouthed, and structured like a firework display — but Davis's physical commitment and her prickly chemistry with Samuel L. Jackson keep it from ever feeling like just noise.

TMDb rating

6.6

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