Film

Colombiana

Name: Colombiana
Genre: Action, Thriller, Crime, Drama
Released: 2011
Cast: Zoe Saldaña, Cliff Curtis, Callum Blue, Michael Vartan, Lennie James

Vigilante
Revenge action
Very dark
Relentless

A revenge thriller where a woman raised in the Colombian underworld becomes a methodical assassin, hunting the crime boss who murdered her parents. Stylish, propulsive, and morally uncomplicated—a film that knows exactly what it is and executes it with flair. For anyone who wants violence with momentum and a protagonist you don't need to like to root for.

TMDb rating

3.3

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you like lean, revenge-driven action where the set pieces carry the story and a heroine's cool competence does most of the talking, and you don't mind a plot that runs on rails.

Skip it if you want characters with real interiority, since this one is more sleek surface than psychology, and the logic leaks whenever the story stops to explain itself.

What it asks of you: Just under two hours of almost nothing but forward motion, a brisk, lean run of set pieces, dark in tone, that rarely slows to let you breathe.

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The wildcard

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Red Sparrow2018

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The Long Kiss Goodnight1996

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Possession2002

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Mulholland Drive2001

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