Film

The Decoy Bride

Name: The Decoy Bride
Genre: Drama, Comedy, Romance
Released: 2011
Cast: Kelly Macdonald, Alice Eve, David Tennant, Michael Urie, Federico Castelluccio

Comedy
Light-hearted

A Scottish rom-com that swaps the usual fish-out-of-water formula: a Hollywood starlet hides on a remote island while a local woman plays decoy bride, and naturally they swap places emotionally. It's gentle, charming, and built on the assumption that people are fundamentally decent. Perfect if you want warmth without stakes.

TMDb rating

3.0

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