Film

Cocaine Bear

Name: Cocaine Bear
Genre: Thriller, Comedy, Crime
Released: 2023
Cast: Keri Russell, Alden Ehrenreich, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liotta, Isiah Whitlock Jr.

Survival adventure
Strange

A cocaine-fueled black bear terrorizes a Georgia forest in this gloriously stupid crime-comedy that knows exactly what it is. Directed by Elizabeth Banks with maximum chaos and minimal apology, it's a splatter-fest that trades plot coherence for the pure joy of watching a 500-pound predator wreak havoc on criminals, tourists, and cops. For anyone who's ever wondered what happens when absurdity meets body horror.

TMDb rating

3.0

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