Film

Pain & Gain

Name: Pain & Gain
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Action
Released: 2013
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie, Tony Shalhoub, Ed Harris

Crime

Michael Bay's grisly true-crime comedy about three Florida gym meatheads who botch a kidnapping-extortion scheme. It's aggressively dumb in a way that lands as satire: sun-bleached, obscenely violent, yet somehow affectionate toward its idiotic protagonists. Darkly funny if you can stomach the real-world brutality it's based on.

TMDb rating

3.1

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you enjoy crime stories where the criminals are vain, overconfident idiots and the filmmaker treats their blunders as a loud, sweaty, gleefully unserious joke.

Skip it if you find constant bombast wearing, since the film is long at 130 minutes and its jittery, music-video editing and crude humour rarely let up.

What it asks of you: Two-plus hours of sustained hyperactivity, a voice-over that keeps pulling the camera closer, and a tone that swings from brash to brutal and back with little warning.

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