Film

Cemetery Man

Name: Cemetery Man
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Released: 1994
Cast: Rupert Everett, François Hadji-Lazaro, Anna Falchi, Mickey Knox, Fabiana Formica

A surreal Italian horror-comedy about a gravedigger who falls for a beautiful widow while dispatching the restless dead. It's deliberately weird, tonally unstable, and utterly itself—a film that treats the absurd with absolute seriousness and the serious with cheerful absurdity. For people who love cinema that doesn't apologize.

TMDb rating

3.5

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