Film

Bloody Birthday

Name: Bloody Birthday
Genre: Horror
Released: 1981
Cast: Lori Lethin, Melinda Cordell, Julie Brown, Susan Strasberg, José Ferrer

A gloriously weird 1981 slasher where three children born during a total eclipse become emotionless killers a decade later, using their innocent appearances as perfect camouflage. It's trashy, sun-baked California horror with an absurd pseudoscientific premise that somehow works. For fans of low-budget genre cinema and anyone who enjoys watching filmmakers commit fully to ridiculous ideas.

TMDb rating

3.0

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you enjoy lean, low-budget slasher films from the early eighties, where the pleasure lies in a cold, deadpan premise and a town full of unsettling quiet rather than polished scares.

Skip it if you need tight plotting or believable characters, since the story is loose, the acting uneven, and the logic of its sinister children strains past the point of easy patience.

What it asks of you: Expect a short, brisk runtime of under ninety minutes, with a slow build into sporadic bursts of violence, and a tone that stays grim and sour rather than playful.

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