Film

No Such Thing

Name: No Such Thing
Genre: Fantasy, Drama, Horror
Released: 2002
Cast: Sarah Polley, Robert John Burke, Helen Mirren, Julie Christie, Baltasar Kormákur

Fantasy

Sarah Polley travels to Iceland hunting her fiancé and instead finds a lonely, eloquent monster who'd rather be dead. It's a stark, strange fairy-tale from director Hal Hartley—gorgeous and melancholic, built on conversation rather than spectacle. For those who love oddball romance and philosophical unease in equal measure.

TMDb rating

3.0

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