Film

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

Name: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Genre: Science Fiction, Comedy
Released: 1996
Cast: Michael J. Nelson, Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy, Jim Mallon, John Brady

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie is a 73-minute riff on a genuinely terrible sci-fi film, with a man and three wisecracking robots providing live commentary from a theater. It's absurdist, frequently hilarious, and requires nothing but willingness to laugh at bad movies with people who love them. Perfect for anyone who's ever wanted permission to mock a film out loud.

TMDb rating

3.3

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you enjoy a sneering, affectionate running commentary bolted onto clumsy old science fiction, where the wisecracks matter more than the plot and the cheap effects become part of the joke.

Skip it if you find nonstop quipping wearing, or want the sci-fi itself to carry the story; the frame is thin and the jokes never let up.

What it asks of you: Little more than an hour, and it wants you laughing at a steady clip, catching references and sitting through old-movie footage with a wink rather than tension.

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