Film

My Bloody Valentine

Name: My Bloody Valentine
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Released: 2009
Cast: Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Betsy Rue, Edi Gathegi

Other titles called My Bloody Valentine: the 1981 film.

A slasher film with 3D gimmickry and genuine atmosphere. A killer returns to a small mining town to massacre Valentine's Day celebrants. It's competent, visually stylish in places, and doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is—a fun night out if you're in the mood for bodies and jump scares.

TMDb rating

2.8

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