Film

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Name: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Genre: Fantasy, Horror, Action
Released: 2013
Cast: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Pihla Viitala, Peter Stormare

A gleefully trashy dark fantasy that takes the fairy tale and grafts on industrial weaponry, gothic atmosphere, and Jeremy Renner's perpetual scowl. It's *Van Helsing* by way of a Brothers Grimm fever dream—silly enough to enjoy, committed enough not to wink. For fans of fantasy action who don't need emotional depth, just spectacle and body counts.

TMDb rating

3.1

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you want a loud, gleefully silly action picture where fairy-tale folklore gets bolted onto a bourbon-soaked buddy-movement with glossy, bone-crunching set pieces and no interest in being solemn.

Skip it if you came for the gothic atmosphere of the original tale; the film is brisk, cheerfully coarse and often more interested in slow-motion brawling and quips than in dread or wonder.

What it asks of you: Only about 88 minutes, so it moves quickly and rarely pauses; you need to accept big, cartoonish violence and a tone that keeps winking rather than building suspense.

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