Film

Van Helsing

Name: Van Helsing
Genre: Horror, Adventure, Action
Released: 2004
Cast: Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, Josie Maran, David Wenham

Van Helsing is a big, loud Universal-monsters mashup dressed as a blockbuster action movie - Dracula, Frankenstein's monster and werewolves all sharing one CGI-heavy Gothic playground. Hugh Jackman swashbuckles through gadgets and gargoyles with total sincerity. It's popcorn spectacle rather than genuine horror: for people who want monster mythology played as theme-park ride, not for anyone hoping to be scared.

TMDb rating

6.4

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