Film

Priest

Name: Priest
Genre: Action, Fantasy, Horror
Released: 2011
Cast: Paul Bettany, Karl Urban, Lily Collins, Maggie Q, Stephen Moyer

Other titles called Priest: the 1995 film.

A former vampire-hunting priest breaks monastic vows to rescue his kidnapped niece in a post-apocalyptic world where the Church rules and vampires lurk beyond the walls. It's a sleek, darkly stylized action film that prioritizes cool imagery and combat choreography over coherent plotting. For viewers who want their genre entertainment visually ambitious and unapologetic about its B-movie DNA.

TMDb rating

3.0

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you like lean, punchy genre films where the action, the western-style wasteland and the Gothic-industrial design do the talking, and you don't mind a story that moves in brisk, uncomplicated strides.

Skip it if you want the vampire mythology, the Church politics and the characters to carry real weight, because the film moves fast and spends little time on any of them before the next set piece arrives.

What it asks of you: It runs a brisk 87 minutes and rarely stops for breath, so it asks for a willingness to go along with its tone, which swings between grim and cheerfully pulpy, rather than close attention to the detail.

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