Film

When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth

Name: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy, Science Fiction
Released: 1970
Cast: Victoria Vetri, Robin Hawdon, Patrick Allen, Drewe Henley, Sean Caffrey

Survival adventure

A 1970 Hammer Films adventure where a prehistoric woman escapes sacrifice and flees into a dinosaur-haunted landscape with a tribal warrior. It's a gorgeous, silly, earnest creature feature—all stop-motion monsters, fur bikinis, and dubbed dialogue—that treats its pulp premise with complete sincerity. For anyone who loves practical effects and camp served without irony.

TMDb rating

3.1

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you enjoy cheerfully old-fashioned prehistoric adventure, where a cave-era romp is played straight with big sweeping ambition and a bit of Hammer-style pulp.

Skip it if you need convincing monsters or sharp dialogue, since the dinosaurs show their seams and the talk is thin and earnest.

What it asks of you: A brisk hundred minutes, mostly outdoors in chases and scrapes, with light plotting you can float along on without much concentration.

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