Film

Varsity Blues

Name: Varsity Blues
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Released: 1999
Cast: James Van Der Beek, Amy Smart, Jon Voight, Paul Walker, Ron Lester

A high school quarterback's backup finally gets his shot in a small Texas town where football is scripture and the coach is God, tyrant, and abuser rolled into one polyester tracksuit. It's raunchy, melodramatic, and unapologetically 90s teen-movie in its rhythms, but underneath the whipped cream and shoulder pads is a genuinely angry story about what communities do to boys' bodies in the name of winning.

TMDb rating

6.2

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