Film

Troll 2

Name: Troll 2
Genre: Horror, Fantasy
Released: 1990
Cast: Michael Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo Prey, Connie Young, Robert Ormsby

Troll 2 is the film that gave us goblins pretending to be trolls, a family menaced by killer vegetarian monsters in a town spelled backwards, and dialogue so wrong it becomes poetry. Made by an Italian crew with barely any English speakers on set, it's less a horror movie than an accidental comedy masterpiece. Watch it loud, with friends, and zero expectations of competence.

TMDb rating

3.9

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