Film

Cool as Ice

Name: Cool as Ice
Genre: Romance, Music, Comedy
Released: 1991
Cast: Vanilla Ice, Kristin Minter, Naomi Campbell, Deezer D, Kevin Hicks

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Vanilla Ice plays a leather-clad drifter who roars into a conservative small town on his motorcycle and falls for the local good girl. Part rom-com, part music video, part thriller involving witness protection and corrupt cops. It's genuinely odd: tonally whiplashed, wildly earnest, and completely unafraid of itself. For the curious, the devoted, or anyone who treasures sincerely bad decisions.

TMDb rating

2.6

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