Film

Transylvania 6-5000

Name: Transylvania 6-5000
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Fantasy
Released: 1985
Cast: Jeff Goldblum, Joseph Bologna, Ed Begley Jr., Carol Kane, Jeffrey Jones

A goofy 1985 monster-movie pastiche where two tabloid reporters descend on a Transylvania castle to chase a scoop, only to find a sprawling ensemble of lovably ridiculous creatures. It's affectionate Halloween-party energy—silly, colorful, earnest about its own absurdity, with Jeff Goldblum doing precisely what Jeff Goldblum does best. For people who love monsters but not monsters seriously.

TMDb rating

2.7

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you grew up on classic horror-movie monsters and enjoy deadpan, goofy spoofs where the jokes are cheerfully rickety and the cast commits fully to the bit.

Skip it if you need sharp, consistent jokes, since this is scattershot, with plenty of gags that land with a shrug and only a few that land cleanly.

What it asks of you: Ninety-three minutes of loose, episodic silliness, with a crowd of characters wandering one creaky castle; it rewards going with the flow rather than chasing a plot.

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Beetlejuice1988

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Ghostbusters1984

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The Monster Squad1987

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