Film

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Name: The Men Who Stare at Goats
Genre: Comedy, War
Released: 2009
Cast: George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey, Robert Patrick

Comedy
Strange

A absurdist road movie about a reporter pursuing a former soldier who claims the U.S. Army trained psychic warriors. Tonally restless—part satirical comedy, part sincere character study, part Iraq war critique. It asks what we believe and why, wrapped in a shaggy, digressive charm that divides viewers instantly.

TMDb rating

3.0

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you enjoy deadpan absurdist comedy where earnest men chase half-true military fantasies with straight faces, and the sheer nerve of the premise is half the pleasure.

Skip it if you want sharp, fast jokes on every line; this one is loose and shaggy, and its odd, wandering charm can feel like a lot of mild ambling between the laughs.

What it asks of you: Ninety-four minutes of easy, rambling episodes rather than a tight plot, so settle in for scenes that drift, then pay off with a few sharp, unexpected turns.

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Tropic Thunder2008

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Buffalo Soldiers2002

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