Film

I Hate Valentine's Day

Name: I Hate Valentine's Day
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Released: 2009
Cast: Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Jason Mantzoukas, Judah Friedlander, Zoe Kazan

Romantic comedy
Light-hearted

A charming Manhattan rom-com about a florist with an ironclad rule: never date anyone past five outings. When a charismatic restaurateur threatens her system, she discovers that rules exist to be broken. Nia Vardalos carries the film with warmth and comic timing in a love story that knows exactly what it is.

TMDb rating

2.7

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