Film

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Name: The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Released: 2001
Cast: Dan Aykroyd, Helen Hunt, Woody Allen, Charlize Theron, David Ogden Stiers

Comedy
Light-hearted

Woody Allen's lightweight heist comedy plays like a screwball romance trapped in a Sleepy Hollow aesthetic. Allen and Helen Hunt share a fizzy chemistry despite the film's fundamental oddness—hypnosis, jewel theft, New York in the '40s, magic tricks that matter. It's fluffy, decorative, and occasionally charming. Best for Allen completists and anyone who enjoys their crime capers served with actual warmth.

TMDb rating

3.3

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