Film

Retro Puppetmaster

Name: Retro Puppetmaster
Genre: Horror
Released: 1999
Cast: Greg Sestero, Brigitta Dau, Stephen Blackehart, Jack Donner, Guy Rolfe

A prequel to the *Puppetmaster* franchise that traces Andre Toulon's origin story in pre-WWI Paris, where he learns the dark art of animating puppets from a sorcerer fleeing a malevolent god. It's a low-budget creature feature more interested in mythic world-building than scares, with practical puppet work that's charming despite obvious constraints. For fans of practical horror and cult franchises.

TMDb rating

2.1

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