Film

Cops and Robbers

Name: Cops and Robbers
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Released: 1973
Cast: Cliff Gorman, Joseph Bologna, Charlene Dallas, Walt Gorney, Randy Jurgensen

A 1973 heist comedy about two burnt-out NYPD detectives who decide to rob the mafia and fumble spectacularly along the way. It's scrappy, cynical, and genuinely funny—a movie that loves its schlubby protagonists and the gritty seventies New York they're trying to escape from. Perfect if you want crime without consequence and laughs without polish.

TMDb rating

3.2

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