Film

Big Ass Spider!

Name: Big Ass Spider!
Genre: Science Fiction
Released: 2013
Cast: Greg Grunberg, Lombardo Boyar, Clare Kramer, Ray Wise, Lin Shaye

A gloriously silly creature feature about an exterminator and his sidekick taking on a giant alien spider loose in Los Angeles. It's low-budget fun that knows exactly what it is: absurd, fast-paced, and committed to the bit. Perfect for anyone who wants B-movie thrills without pretension or self-seriousness.

TMDb rating

2.8

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