Film

The Princess

Name: The Princess
Genre: Action, Fantasy
Released: 2022
Cast: Joey King, Dominic Cooper, Olga Kurylenko, Veronica Ngô, Alex Reid

Swashbuckler

A locked-in-a-tower premise gets upended when the princess turns out to be a ruthless fighter. Joey King carries this stripped-down fantasy action film with feral charm, turning a kidnapping into a siege where she's the real threat. It's lean, bloody, and doesn't waste time on romance or exposition.

TMDb rating

3.4

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