Film

The Pirates of Penzance

Name: The Pirates of Penzance
Genre: Comedy, Music, Romance, Adventure
Released: 1983
Cast: Kevin Kline, Angela Lansbury, Linda Ronstadt, George Rose, Rex Smith

Gilbert and Sullivan's most playful opera, rendered as a frothy film musical with a stellar cast and genuine charm. It's a parade of clever wordplay, intricate harmonies, and absurdist logic where the plot hinges on a technical loophole and nobody minds much. For anyone who wants musical theatre that doesn't take itself seriously but takes the music seriously indeed.

TMDb rating

3.1

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you love Gilbert and Sullivan's sung-and-spoken patter, where the jokes come fast and the costumes are gloriously over the top, and you enjoy a stage musical that has been filmed with its theatrical energy fully intact.

Skip it if you want a film that feels cinematic rather than staged, since this is essentially a filmed Broadway production and its sets, singing and broad comic mugging lean hard into the proscenium.

What it asks of you: It runs a little over an hour and fifty minutes and is sung almost end to end, so you need to be happy surrendering to operetta conventions and the rapid-fire wordplay of its lyrics.

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