Film

The Ice Pirates

Name: The Ice Pirates
Genre: Science Fiction, Action, Adventure, Comedy
Released: 1984
Cast: Robert Urich, Mary Crosby, Michael D. Roberts, Anjelica Huston, John Matuszak

Space opera
Action
Light-hearted

A scrappy 1984 space-opera comedy about rogueish ice pirates hunting for the galaxy's rarest resource: water. It's a deliberately silly adventure that wears its B-movie heart with glee, packed with practical effects, absurd logic, and a cast having genuine fun. For anyone who loves Star Wars but wishes it would lighten up and break character.

TMDb rating

2.8

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