Film

Python

Name: Python
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction
Released: 2000
Cast: Frayne Rosanoff, Robert Englund, Casper Van Dien, William Zabka, Dana Barron

A 60-foot mutant python escapes from a crashed military transport and terrorizes a small town. It's a gloriously unserious B-movie that knows exactly what it is: creature-feature schlock with Robert Englund chewing scenery, rubber monsters, and the kind of practical effects that haven't aged gracefully but definitely aged *memorably*. For people who love disaster films and killer-animal movies so trashy they lap back around to charming.

TMDb rating

2.6

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