Film

Purely Belter

Name: Purely Belter
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Released: 2000
Cast: Chris Beattie, Greg McLane, Charlie Hardwick, Roy Hudd, Tim Healy

Buddy comedy

A scrappy British comedy-drama about two broke lads—one still in school, one unemployed—who scheme their way toward season tickets for their football club. It's warm and grubby and funny without pretending their lives aren't actually difficult. Made for people who love football, understated humor, and stories about friendship that don't get sentimental about it.

TMDb rating

3.4

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you like scrappy, big-hearted caper comedies where two hopeless mates chase a small dream with more nerve than sense, and a streak of hard-up realism runs under the laughs.

Skip it if you want a tightly plotted heist with a sleek, polished edge; the scheming here is loose and episodic, more shrug than suspense, and the broke-and-cheerful tone can wear thin.

What it asks of you: Settle in for a brisk ninety-five minutes, with the mood swinging between cheeky scheme-by-scheme set pieces and quieter moments of hard-up gloom.

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