Film

Piranha 3DD

Name: Piranha 3DD
Genre: Horror, Thriller, Comedy
Released: 2012
Cast: Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Katrina Bowden, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, David Koechner

Horror
Action
Relentless

Piranha 3DD is a creature-feature comedy that knows exactly what it is: a blood-soaked romp through a water park disaster. It's trashy, gleefully absurd, and anchored by an earnest cast playing characters in mortal peril from tiny prehistoric fish. For viewers who want their horror silly and their gore cartoonish, this delivers without pretence.

TMDb rating

2.2

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you enjoy splatter so cheerfully overdone that it tips into cartoon, and you find a water park full of dim party kids and a shrieking bloodbath funnier than they have any right to be.

Skip it if you want a tense, scary film, since the comedy keeps undercutting any dread, and its sheer crudeness, nudity and sexual humour will grate if they are not your thing.

What it asks of you: At 83 minutes it is quick and episodic, a run of set pieces rather than a slow build, so you must roll with abrupt tonal swerves and gore arriving early and often.

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