Film

Northmen: A Viking Saga

Name: Northmen: A Viking Saga
Genre: Adventure, Action, Drama
Released: 2014
Cast: Ryan Kwanten, James Norton, Ed Skrein, Tom Hopper, Charlie Murphy

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A low-budget Viking action film following a ragged band of Norse warriors on a desperate escape mission across hostile territory. It's scrappy and earnest, with hand-to-hand combat that prioritizes grit over spectacle. Made for people who love Vikings the mythology more than Vikings the prestige drama—who want sawdust and sinew, not political intrigue.

TMDb rating

2.7

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