Film

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

Name: Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time
Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Science Fiction
Released: 1991
Cast: Marc Singer, Kari Wührer, Sarah Douglas, Wings Hauser, Robert Fieldsteel

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A swashbuckling fantasy warrior finds himself fish-out-of-water in 1990s Los Angeles, armed with animal telepathy and zero concept of cars. Beastmaster 2 commits fully to its absurdity: part action movie, part fish-out-of-water comedy, entirely unapologetic about what it is. It's the kind of film that knows exactly how silly it is and has decided to have fun anyway.

TMDb rating

2.4

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