Film

Battleship

Name: Battleship
Genre: Thriller, Action, Adventure, Science Fiction
Released: 2012
Cast: Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgård, Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker, Tadanobu Asano

Battleship is a blockbuster action film that turns a board game into a alien-invasion spectacle. It's essentially a military procedural crossed with sci-fi combat, loud and earnest about duty and redemption. Director Peter Berg stages naval warfare with real energy, and the film commits fully to its premise without winking. It's for people who want explosions, spectacle, and a protagonist learning to step up—not irony.

TMDb rating

3.0

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