Film

A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop

Name: A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Thriller
Released: 2009
Cast: Sun Honglei, Xiao Shenyang, Yan Ni, Ni Dahong, Cheng Ye

A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop is a darkly comic crime thriller set in a dusty Chinese desert town, where a miserable noodle-shop owner's scheme to murder his unfaithful wife spirals into chaos when everyone involved turns out to have their own murderous agenda. It's wickedly funny and visceral—a Coen Brothers-style tale of greed and miscalculation where nobody gets what they want.

TMDb rating

2.5

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