Television series

Tattoo Nightmares

Name: Tattoo Nightmares
Released: 2012
Cast: Big Gus Demented, Tommy Helm, Jasmine Rodriguez, Daria Berenato, Marc Hawes

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Tattoo Nightmares pairs desperate people with genuinely awful ink against some of the country's best cover-up artists. Each half-hour episode is pure transformation theatre: the artist listens, sketches, and deploys serious skill to turn regret into something worth wearing again. It's briskly paced, weirdly moving, and absolutely satisfying.

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you enjoy makeover shows where the satisfaction comes from watching a botched job get rescued by craft, and you don't mind a bit of cheerful ribbing at the expense of the people on camera.

Skip it if you find reality television built on strangers' embarrassment uncomfortable to watch, or you want a tattoo show focused on the art itself rather than the personalities and their bad decisions.

What it asks of you: Each half-hour episode moves briskly through a single consultation, a tense cover-up session and a reveal, so it asks little beyond staying with the chatter between sittings.

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