Film

The Pacifier

Name: The Pacifier
Genre: Comedy, Family, Action
Released: 2005
Cast: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Brittany Snow, Max Thieriot

Military action
Light-hearted

A Navy SEAL babysits five unruly kids while protecting them from spies searching for their father's secret. It's a candy-coloured action-comedy that trades tactical precision for slapstick chaos: Vin Diesel in a tutu, kids outsmarting adults, explosions played for laughs. Made for families who want something louder than a Disney film but less demanding than actually paying attention.

TMDb rating

3.0

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